slothrop@lemmy.ca to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 days agoBillionaire Ehud Laniado dies during penis enlargement surgery, surgeons bannedwww.hindustantimes.comexternal-linkmessage-square280linkfedilinkarrow-up11.15Karrow-down120cross-posted to: offbeat@lemmy.world
arrow-up11.13Karrow-down1external-linkBillionaire Ehud Laniado dies during penis enlargement surgery, surgeons bannedwww.hindustantimes.comslothrop@lemmy.ca to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 days agomessage-square280linkfedilinkcross-posted to: offbeat@lemmy.world
minus-squarethe_mighty_kracken@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up28·10 days ago(Gorillas have tiny dicks)
minus-squaremoakley@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·10 days agoMaybe it’s a dick the size of a gorilla, not the size of a gorilla’s dick.
minus-squarethe_mighty_kracken@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·10 days agoWould you rather fight one dick the size of a gorilla, or one hundred dicks the size of a gorilla dick?
minus-squarerobocall@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·10 days agooh my, what’s a big dicked beast that would be better suited for this?
minus-squareLog in | Sign up@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·10 days agoThe dick sounds great, but the bacterium is a little offputting, I think.
minus-squareNannerBanner@literature.cafelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·10 days agoNo, no… you want a penis that can really do things. You want prehensile! See cetaceans and elephants for more details.
minus-squareT156@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·10 days agoBarnacle. Several times their body size, supposedly.
minus-squareRegrettable_incident@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·10 days agoA cock the size of a barnacle. . . Nope, the phrase just doesn’t inspire shock and awe.
minus-square5too@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·10 days agoThink they want the whole gorilla
(Gorillas have tiny dicks)
Maybe it’s a dick the size of a gorilla, not the size of a gorilla’s dick.
Would you rather fight one dick the size of a gorilla, or one hundred dicks the size of a gorilla dick?
No
oh my, what’s a big dicked beast that would be better suited for this?
Reporting for duty
The dick sounds great, but the bacterium is a little offputting, I think.
Donkey, horse.
No, no… you want a penis that can really do things. You want prehensile! See cetaceans and elephants for more details.
Barnacle. Several times their body size, supposedly.
A cock the size of a barnacle. . . Nope, the phrase just doesn’t inspire shock and awe.
Think they want the whole gorilla