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The Picard Maneuver@piefed.world to People Twitter@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 4 days ago

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The Picard Maneuver@piefed.world to People Twitter@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 4 days ago
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  • NullPointerException@lemmy.ca
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    Never assume anything. “Hi, I am … and you are?”

    If needed, “… and what’s your relationship with him?”

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      Ask robotically and pretend to make a check mark on your clipboard, tada awkwardness averted

      • peoplebeproblems@midwest.social
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        I need a clipboard for normal interactions maybe.

        • Test_Tickles@lemmy.world
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          Get yourself a safety vest or a lab coat and you will be able to do anything you want.

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            Except breaking into a top secret CIA vault housing mysterious objects that have reversed entropy

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              With this administration firing everyone competent? I suspect that you could add a MAGA hat to the outfit and you could just walk into those vaults too.

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      My go-to is to just forest introduce myself to the actual client, and then if they have anyone that I don’t already know, just ask something like “And who did you bring with you today?” So far no problems with that method.

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      “and you are of course his… niece?” 🤭

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