Upgrade it to Cat6a.
Ball of yarn on e6. Also don’t worry about your ethnicity, it’s not racist.
What if it was a black cat?
Tough one
I see what you did there.
Destruction ensues
pspspspsps
I’m white
Wow, racism much?? /s
You either let loose the rats and try to get the cat to chase them off the board (Rat’s Gambit) or unchain the dog (Dog’s Defense).
Put it in one of those corner castles, making her a baroness. She now moves like a horsey with more power.
Take one worker token and add it to your pool.
Don’t forget to construct additional pylons.
Beyblade
Both kings bongcloud, both hoping their superior grasp of theory will win the cat over to their side.
patpatpat
Offer a draw. If they don’t take the draw, throw catnip at row 8 and hope for the best.
A cat between two armies. What will happen?
I suspect they will sign a temporary peace treaty to allocate time for petting the cat
Queen’s Pawn to D4
And then instruct the pawn to pet the cat.
Or king side knight to F3
Unleash the train!
You can pass through the occupied square, but you must spend one turn stopped there, petting the cat.
Try being less white
Alright, I’ll climb up a chimney
