I wonder what OP smoked or drank. In Germany we have the nice saying: „Hast du Lack gesoffen?“

Then we had a mess on the dress.

Then there were some deeds with some beads.

The Santas cap became a shoulder wrap.

And then we had ouch on the couch.

Then there was a sweater that got wetter.

Then there was a flirt with a skirt.

Then a daddy became a baddy.

Then we had a grouch on the couch.

The dress with stripes needed some wipes.

Then we had smut with a butt.

Then we had a puppet with a bucket.

Then we had a fling with a string

The room in its infancy became Christmasy

Then we got famous with the anus.