Cancel culture is not a real thing so bulbasaur
I have cancelled you. It’s unfortunate it had to come to this…
Oh no how will I survive lol (how do you do the banner thingy tho)
A feature of Boost for Lemmy: “tag user”
It’s a feature of some apps, boost, sync, etc
The crazy son of a bitch did it!
RIP
This guy doesn’t even know how problematic Bulbasaur is.
Fire the cancel cannon!
A hater tried to cancel you because Bulbasaur is “problematic,” but I’ll uncancel you because Bulbasaur is very cute and should be cherished
Of course it is. what are you talking about?
who is someone who has been cancelled?
You can’t know them, when the council of awakeness performs the ritual of cancellation, the person is erased from existance, which includes everyone’s memories, as if they never existed. Even the number of people who underwent this treatment is unknown, but we estimate trillions.
Ditto
Much more… versatile, than Vaporeon
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Gengar, unless you’re looking for horny answers only, then also Gengar.
Gengar is also my favorite.
trick question there are no other pokemon except eevee
Ditto.
This reminds me of the time I asked someone what their favorite rape scene in game of thrones was.
Is your autism diagnosed or undiagnosed?
Would it make a difference if it were?
Yes, there would be a reason for the creepy.
It’s a joke, chill. It’s meant to make people reflect on how absurd it was the most popular television show for years depicted graphic rape scenes that added little to no context to the story.
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Risky click of the day.
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I mean yes, I can see the link, but I didn’t know the site before.
Voyager still doesn’t have link goalies
Vaporeon
Y’know, actually…
Umbreon > Vaporeon
Hey, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is actually not the most compatible Pokémon for humans? This is a common and understandable misconception, however Vaporeon has it’s human on Pokémon breedability outclassed by it’s cousin evolution, Umbreon. Umbreon weights approximately 60 pounds, or around 27 kilograms, and is 3’3" tall (About a meter), making it not only large enough to appropriately handle human genitalia, but also light enough to easily be lifted, and promptly set back down repeatedly. It’s relatively small size would also prove a tight entry, which is always a good thing. Umbreon also boasts an extremely impressive defensive stat spread. With it’s combination of very high HP, Defense, and Special Defense stats, it can take a great pounding and come back for more! It’s ability, Inner Focus, allows it to keep slamming attentively, without getting fatigued. Umbreon also has access to the ability Synchronize, which allows it to share it’s current status with you, meaning you will receive all of the pleasure it feels COMBINED with all the pleasure you’re getting from pounding this perfect breedable Pokémon. Umbreon also has the capability of seeing perfectly in pitch-black darkness, allowing it to effectively attend a midnight fornication session. Even if you do manage to drain Umbreon’s energy with all the furious thrusts, it can recover very quickly with its access to the move Moonlight. Its black fur is also a giant positive attribute, allowing all the excretions you make to be easily seen all over its body. A great fun fact, Umbreon can excrete toxins in its sweat, which would in turn soak into your member and swell it up, making it even more sizable and sensitive. This would not only enhance the experience for you, but for your Umbreon as well (Which with Synchronize, ends up pleasing you exponentially more). Umbreon’s wide movepool also supports the hypothesis that Umbreon is the best Pokémon to breed with. It can learn Payback, which doubles in power after the Pokémon is hit, meaning Umbreon with throw it back twice as hard as normally if you’re hitting it good. Umbreon can also learn Guard Swap; it could give YOU its insane durability, and go crazy on you all night with your now massive endurance. Speaking of endurance, Umbreon also has access to Endure, making it practically immune to fatigue, it will always have energy left over. Charm is also within Umbreon’s movepool, letting it be extremely seductive towards you, easily getting you in the mood. Umbreon can also use Taunt, in turn making you ONLY able to to attacking moves such as Slam, Pound, etc; none of that foreplay shit, right into the action. It also has access to Sleep Talk, giving it the ability to not only give consent in its sleep, allowing access to any of its ports and any time, but also move in it’s sleep, making it an effective 24/7 fuckmate. Umbreon still has even more great moves that good to have while smashing, such as Quick Attack, allowing swift slams and bounces, which can have even greater power if Umbreon uses Curse beforehand. Curse would also raise Umbreon’s defense, making it able to take powerful thrusting for almost any duration. Looking back, Umbreon’s slightly small size ensures a gorilla grip cavity and easy physical manipulation. Its ungodly bulk allows it to take poundings for hours on end and resume after recovering with moonlight (Which works even better when it’s sunny). It’s access to the abilities Inner Focus and Synchronize allow it to unwaveringly throw it back and add all of its pleasure onto yours, effectively making it twice as amazing as any other Pokémon, or even FOUR TIMES, factoring in the doubled power of payback of course. All of this information in combination with its extremely useful movepool in the world of intercourse makes Umbreon the Pokémon most qualified to breed with humans; able to take dick of any shape, any size, in any position easily for extensive periods of time, while having the ability to return for even more mere seconds later.
Absol. It’s just cute and It’s Mega Evolution looks sick
I don’t like pokeyman
bang
man im dead
Cancel culture is colective censorship… which apparently is sometimes needed
There’s already an agreed upon rule in the Pokemon community, named for the most “cancelled” Pokemon Vaporeon. One of many, in fact.
Google Vaporeon Rule 34 for more information about the fight to keep cancel culture out of gaming!
You shouldn’t be giving a single, solitary crap about what “cancel culture” wants.
We give a crap because it can ruin lives with pitchfork justice. It was supposed to be a palliative to shitty regular justice but the newfound power found madness.
A wild Jynx appears!
I don’t know its name but there’s a Pokémon which looks like a weasel. It’s the cutest thing ever.
EDIT: it’s a!
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Or Sneasel?
iirc Sneasel was like a pretty strong ice/psych Pokémon? I always put it in the "dangerous’ category, never considered the cute side yet 🤔
That one is also pretty cute! I still remember when I caught one of those at the power plant. Since I am a water-starter-picker I never saw much of it though 🐬
Bidoof? Because Bidoof is God, so it must be Bidoof
I don’t want to be a heretic but Bidoof doesn’t look like a god or a weasel to me 🤔
Furret?
That’s it!!
Alakazam. Though Gyrados is also cool
Get cancelled
I did a playthrough of crystal last year and was playing it on breaks at work, my team for most of the run included three Alakazams just because I knew it would annoy one of my coworkers.
Abra