Continuing my line of thirst memes
Pike is too much of a boy scout. Sisko has that little bit of crazy that keeps you on edge. Is he going to kiss you, or commit a war crime? It’s exciting!
now that’s what I call a BOGO
I’m pretty sure you call Sisko ‘father’, as in:“forgive me father for I have sinned…”
So has he
🫢
On the other hand, “Daddy, I’ve been very naughty” works, too.
A little temporal shifting and Pike is a deer in headlights. Sisko was a god before breakfast and still raised a kid single. We don’t even wanna see the Pike from Mirror world. *shudders
Who is Janeway then? What about any of the other captains?
Captain Mom:
Captain Mommy:
Q: But you’re a mommy to this crew!
Janeway: 🙄
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Archer: Captain Fonz
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Lorca: Captain Wedding Crasher
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Prime Georgiou: Captain Valedictorian Cousin
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Mirror Georgiou: Captain Goth Cousin
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Pike: Captain Daddy
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Saru: Captain Hippie Uncle
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Burnham: Captain Older Sister
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Kirk: Captain Horny Uncle
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Sulu: Captain Hornier Uncle
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Picard: Captain Grandpa
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Riker: Captain Horniest Uncle
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Sisko: Captain Dad
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Janeway: Captain Step-Mom
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Freeman: Captain Mom
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Seven: Captain Mommy
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Rios: Captain Daddy (Second Helping)
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Raffi: Captain Born Again Aunt
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Worf: Captain Abusive Step-Dad
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Shaw: Captain Daddy (Third Helping)
Pretty sure this is just a reflection on me, but I was hoping Captain Mommy would be thicker.
Me (in Horny Brig):
Unf yeah I hope they have an extra cell for me, too.
Captain Mirror Mommy
What about Dax?
Space mistress
Picard: Captain Grandpa
Oof. Wil Wheaton is older than Patrick Stewart was when he first started playing Jean-Luc.
To be fair I meant grandpa as more of a state of mind.
Also you shut up with your devil facts right this instant.
Hush you, I’m not old, you’re old.
*cries
We’re both old and falling apart me thinks.
Saru being both Captain Hippie Uncle and Captain Hornier Uncle is an interesting contrast
Oops. Fixed.
I figured it was Sulu lol
Yeah, not sure why I went to Saru on that. Also it was at that moment that I realized how close Saru and Sulu are. It was also at that moment that I had woken up to take a leak, saw the message on my phone, and blurry eyed fixed it lol
Jellico: Captain Dad That Makes Good on his Threats to Send You to Military Boarding School
Pressman: Captain Scumbag Uncle
Harriman: Captain Cameron
Kirk is nowhere nearly as horny as his reputation suggests (at least the TOS version, the Kelvinverse version is basically a parody)
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No. pike looks too preppy. looks like he works as a lawyer and lives in a rich white neighborhood.
Sisko is fucking sexy.
I recently discovered hell on wheels, while waiting out the next season of snw. I swear I need a fan to be able to watch it! Holy drool!
