• rynzcycle@kbin.social
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    1 year ago

    My fellow Americans, one hour ago I authorized a Navy Seal strike on a pineapple under the sea.

    Aye aye Mr President.

    • MotoAsh@lemmy.world
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      1 year ago

      We’ve already nuked them once, how worse could it be?

      Aye aye mr president.

      We’ll blow them all up and teach them, you’ll see!

      Aye aye mr president.

      If glorious revenge is something you miss

      Aye aye mr president

      Then drop me a bomb and blow up some fish!

      Aye aye mr president

      Ready!?