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minus-squarelowspeedchase@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up134·6 个月前24 Hour fitness just needs to deliver Trump a golden dumbell and this would magically go away.
minus-squareassembly@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up24·6 个月前That was my first thought when I saw this headline.
minus-squareJigglySackles@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·6 个月前That’s an insult to good dumbells everywhere.
minus-squareD_C@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·6 个月前They could just point the orange torpaedo of rape at a mirror then say, “Look, here’s histories biggest, hugest, most tremendous golden dumbbell” and that may be enough to convince the obese imbecile.
24 Hour fitness just needs to deliver Trump a golden dumbell and this would magically go away.
That was my first thought when I saw this headline.
Trump is the golden dumbbell.
That’s an insult to good dumbells everywhere.
They could just point the orange torpaedo of rape at a mirror then say, “Look, here’s histories biggest, hugest, most tremendous golden dumbbell” and that may be enough to convince the obese imbecile.