BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Offbeat@lemmy.ca · 9 months agoThis (bonkers batshit billionaire who sleeps with a jet pack on his penis) thinks he can live forever.time.comexternal-linkmessage-square27fedilinkarrow-up134arrow-down11 cross-posted to: andfinally@feddit.uk
arrow-up133arrow-down1external-linkThis (bonkers batshit billionaire who sleeps with a jet pack on his penis) thinks he can live forever.time.comBonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Offbeat@lemmy.ca · 9 months agomessage-square27fedilink cross-posted to: andfinally@feddit.uk
minus-squaremagnetosphere@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up11·9 months agoSomeone THIS obsessed with death must have issues. I feel bad for the guy. He’s desperately grasping at straws, and his goal is impossible.
minus-squareBonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·9 months agoHe looks like he’s trying way too hard. I wanna get him drunk and feed him cookies and when he’s passed out throw out his jet pack cock ring.
minus-squaremagnetosphere@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up4·9 months agoYup. “You’re rich, dude! Enjoy life! Spend your money in a way that makes you happy! Don’t be a cartoonish mad scientist!”
Someone THIS obsessed with death must have issues. I feel bad for the guy. He’s desperately grasping at straws, and his goal is impossible.
He looks like he’s trying way too hard. I wanna get him drunk and feed him cookies and when he’s passed out throw out his jet pack cock ring.
Yup. “You’re rich, dude! Enjoy life! Spend your money in a way that makes you happy! Don’t be a cartoonish mad scientist!”