• Gnugit@aussie.zone
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    1 year ago

    “Hungry? Would you like some sausage? I have cheese sausage for you” (Never works but it’s funny)

    “Got two minutes” (works more often than you’d think but it’s normally expected to only be 2-5 minutes)

    “What are you up to tonight? Do you want to come over to my side of the bed?” *wink (after having a king size bed I will NEVER go back)