👏👏👏 more Mummy memes please
LOOKS TO ME LIKE YOURE ON YHE WRONG SIDE OF THE RI-VER!
Aaaaaaamericans…
Muum meem
I like my coffee like I like my women: COVERED IN BEES!
I simply cannot get enough John Hannah.
He is gold in Charlie Brooker’s (creator/writer of Black Mirror) comedic send up of police procedural shows A Touch of Cloth.
All I can ever think of with him is his horrifically casual slave rape scene in Spartacus. I guess that speaks to his acting ability, but it’s such a repellant scene that I dislike even seeing him anymore.
Batiatus is such a great character. And John Hannah makes you hate him so much. Great, now I gotta go watch spartacus again.
He was incredibly entertaining in the Spartacus TV show
I like my coffee like I like my women. Cold and bitter.
with a spoon in them.
COVERED IN BEES
Don’t worry, coffee. I love you the way you are.
You chew the beans raw?
As god intended.
I do love em chocolate covered.
The call me coffee because I’m harvested using slave labor and sold by a union busting megacorporation that gentrifies neighborhoods and ruins local businesses… I mean, because I’m bitter.
source: the mummy
let’s not become reddit
I would rather be watching the 1999 cinematic masterpiece The Mummy starring Bendar Fraser and Rachel Weiss
Also: eeeew, the mummy!
My flavor comes from having been crushed, ground down, and in hot water. That’s also why I’m bitter.
They call me coffee because I’m best had pressed under a french girl
Roasted, placed in a freezer, and ready to be ground up later?
/sThey call me coffee because I need to be roasted before I’m palatable
Alt description:
Three panel meme, depicting a still image of a character from the 1999 movie The Mummy in each panel saying a coffee themed double entendre.
Top panel: Rachel Weisz’s Evelyn Carnahan says ‘they call me coffee because I grind so fine’
Middle panel: Brendan Fraser’s character Rick O’Connell says ‘they call me coffee because I keep you up past 2am’
Last panel: John Hannah’s Jonathon Carnahan says ‘they call me coffee because I’m bitter and most people don’t like me without changing some aspect of what I am’.
I wish I could see what this is about.
The Mummy was one of the worst possible movies to try to make a gritty Kurtzmanian reboot of.