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DrainKikoLake@lemmy.ca to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 年前

My favorite jokes

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My favorite jokes

DrainKikoLake@lemmy.ca to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 年前
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  • ℕ𝕖𝕞𝕠@slrpnk.net
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    I’d correct your pronunciation but that’s putting Descarte before the horse; you’d have to switch your brain into a higher Goethe understand.

  • Brusque@lemmy.world
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    I wish I could name any German philosopher, but I Kant.

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      The pronunciation typical of the country makes it clear what a fucking Kant the usual philosopher from Germany is.

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    I’m afraid I Kant give you good Marx for such bad jokes. They just Arendt good enough to waste my Lessing time on them.

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    If anyone is able to do a good pun on Schopenhauer, they deserve an award.

    • Syrc@lemmy.world
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      Maybe, “what was the philosopher doing for 60 minutes in the mall?”

      • Manucode
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        🏆

    • 7U5K3N@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Hey Jim what did you on lunch? Oh just and Schopenhauer at the mall?

    • ℕ𝕖𝕞𝕠@slrpnk.net
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      I’m pretty booked up, but I’ll work on it if I have a scarce open hour later.

    • Akasazh@feddit.nl
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      Well schoppen means clubs in Dutch, so if you met actor Rutger Hauer in a club, you’d have a Schopenhauer

  • Dagwood222@lemm.ee
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    Just go hume…

  • yak@lemmy.sdf.org
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    You want your humour served up on a plato?

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