A wolf spider’s passport photo—up close and personal at 20X magnification! 🕷️
📸 Credit: Medienbunker Produktion
You found what on my web history?!
“Hey bro, your alarm went of like, 4 times already. You’re gonna be late for work.”
DO YOU HAVE GAMES ON YOUR PHONE!?
Rob Schneider, is a jumping spider! Rated PG13
Rob Schneider is dip derp a derpity!
is it called a jumping spider because that shit suddenly in my feed nearly made me jump out my goddamn skin!?
Hey my guy, I know you were just cracking a joke about teeth hair… but I just want you to know that your joke was insensitive and it really hurt my feelings.
I have a condition and hair on my teeth is not something I can control, okay? So can we stop with the teeth hair jokes?
Teeth hair.
Have you seen my tweezers.
WE’VE BEEN TRYING TO REACH YOU ABOUT YOUR CAR’S EXTENDED WARRANTY
I can’t believe you paid for winrar
“in that mere fraction of a second, regret set in as Rolf realized the zipper had snagged his beans”
Mfw I turn on the selfie camera.
From afar it looks like a surprised rodent.
This makes me highly uncomfortable
Young Bobby was so eager for his beard to grow in, but this is not what he had in mind. being 15 is rough.
See kids? Monsters not bad! Monsters just… different! And different not bad!