• InevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    1 year ago

    “Mr. Senator, polling shows voters are ‘very uneasy’ with the idea of voting for a 57 year old virgin who is not in a relationship.”

    “I can fix that because I have a girlfriend.”

    “You do? Why didn’t you say anything? And why doesn’t anybody know?”

    “She’s Canadian.”