This is how you monarchy properly. Handing out swords is peak king/queen.
I bet Trump didn’t get a sword…
They gave him a plastic knife! “it was the best most beautiful plastic knife. They say there is no other plastic knife like it! I could shive you no problem.”
Cuts poop perfectly. Doesn’t damage the porcelain. The best knife ever.
Iunno. I think it should derive from a mandate by the masses.
I’d rather simply be in an autonomous collective.
I mean, if I went 'round saying I was “Usher of the Black Rod” just because some geezer had lobbed a scimitar at me, they’d lock me away!
Yeah! We should all be handing out swords in these uncertain times!
Preferably ones that will stands the rigours of combat.
As much as I believe we need to chop the royal family out of Canada, this is fairly moving and I appreciate the gesture. Scares me poopless that even the royal family sees this as a war now to, I think it could move past trade war real fast!
Slay the king and declare the Canadian Republic
I would like to see the UK surface a ICBM capable sub off DC or NYC and wave the missile ports as a gesture.
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Yes, planting trees, playing dress up, and giving ceremonial swords will fix this.
I’ll uncross my arms when they do something that makes a material difference.
Umm ever heard of don’t bring a knife to a gun fight lol
Narrator: the sword was symbolic
Sym-bol-ic… That sounds foreign or something!
I dunno, if he visits the white house wearing it they’ll still take it
I know just making a joke lol
