• Tankaus@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    If the whole world smoked a joint simultaneously, there would be peace for a few hours, followed by a global food shortage.

    What’s the difference between a drunk and a stoner? The drunk will run a stop sign, the stoner will wait for it to turn green.

    Weed is crazy these days. Buddy handed me a joint and I took a big ole hit, felt something cold on my shoulder, turned around and it was the fucking floor.

    Cheers, mate!