• Queen HawlSera@lemm.ee
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    At this point I take Simulation Theory about as seriously as someone saying “So, Creationism, but like, with a few more steps and a sci-fi horror twist!”

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      It says a lot that so many bazinga brained “simulation theory” enthusiasts want the billionaires to “hack/crash” the supposed simulation either to escape it or for the lulz. Death cult with extra steps.

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        I mean I would like to escape the simulation, or at least match it, maybe add some mods to change some of the characters around. I think the quality of the simulation would be improved if I was a large breasted tiger lady with an ass that just won’t quit

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          That’s personal desires which are cool and good, not the “dae le elon is going to cause the simulation’s first server lag spike by detonating a chain of le nukes in le space” death drive that so many computer touchers currently have regarding the concept.

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            1 year ago

            My mind broke trying to follow the logic of someone dumb enough to think that letting Elon have nukes or randomly blowing them up in our atmosphere are a good idea or that enough explosions will crash Paper Mario in real life…

            So trying to think like someone who believes all three. Hurts

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              It was a highly upvoted /r/WritingPrompts circlejerk on reddit-logo . I hated that sub so much because 95% of its “prompts” came pre loaded with the le clever plot twist from the start so it was just /r/GhostWriting with a different name.

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                I hated that sub because the first time I made one. I was banned because they my prompt was homophobic and I was a white supremacist trying to stir the pot…

                My prompt was about people sent to Hell, but the demons refused to punish them sensing they hadn’t actually done anything wrong.

                I was unbanned but the apology they gave me was backhanded and it was clear that they just didn’t want to deal with the drama my ban caused anymore.

                So I never posted again.

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                  they just didn’t want to deal with the drama

                  Plot twist, those mods were probably powerusers of /r/SubRedditDr!ma and the even more mask-off /r/Dr!ma that got off to tormenting (slurs) for being too not normal in their spare time.