Ask me anything! I’ve seen others make AMAs, and since I’ve wanted to make one for a long time, I finally can since I’m just following a trend now! You know, like normal people do?
Ask me anything you’ve always wanted to know about me, and I’ll give you an ironic (or maybe sincere? It’s too hard to tell at this point) answer.
Why should we care about you? What’s your favorite book?
You should care about me because I desperately want attention and I’m just mindlessly scrolling through hexbear and lemmygrad while feeling lonely and alienated! Oh no, so sad!
My favorite book is Heretics of Dune by Frank Herbert.
Are you capable of licking your nose? And your elbow?
Sadly, as a normie, I am not in possession of these abilities :(
What about your nose, then your elbow?
I still can’t do that. You special people are making me feel inadequate as a normie!
Don’t feel bad. I can’t do it, either. I thought that maybe I could touch my nose with my elbow. But I can’t to that, either.
Since you shouldn’t doxx yourself, tell me about everywhere except for where you live
I don’t live in not average and normal places full of not normal and average people.
What are some of your favourite movies ? - gimme 3 ! Favourite Ice cream flavour ?
I love Star Wars! But I have to say Harry Potter is even better. I love how Dumbledore is good and beats evil Voldemort, and I just LOVE using Harry Potter metaphors! Like, evil putler is Voldemort, and Dumbledore is, uhhh… Joe Biden. My favorite ice cream flavor is vanilla, because it’s bland and plain, just like me.
Steam or no steam, and do you iron your socks?
What’s an iron? I just throw them in the washing machine and forget about 'em!
It’s something that some men are made out of in some films that are similar to Harry potter (you’ll love them) but set in America and there isn’t a school.
Neat.
does non-vegan mean you only eat meat?
No, the only food I eat is shitty hamburgers, which contain pickles and bread, which isn’t meat.