This had better not awaken anything in me.
Stupid sexy golem
SHARE THE LOAD
That’s enough internet for today.
sigh
If I must
unzips
And in the darkness, bind them…
Wtaf. Terrible, just terrible. Now I need to send this to like 20 people in my life. Just the worst. 😂
This wasn’t even the most difficult fap today.
Higher quality version
Yeah … If I saw this in Middle Earth … I’m just putting the ring on and fucking shit up
Where are you putting “the ring” on? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
If you like it you gotta put a ring on it
Smash (but not like Sam tried)
Not gonna lie. That crazy matches my crazy.
Do this while having a penis and suddenly everyone is all weird about it.
Fking double standards.
it just depends on the friend circle, i dont think that it would be weird in mine
Scaroused
Ew, that’s awful! Where is it so I can avoid at all costs?
They seem fun, would absolutely chill with this goblin