• salacious_coaster
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    1 year ago

    Schumer: thanks for the votes and the millions of campaign dollars

    Voters: can you do literally anything to stop the horrors?

    Schumer: I have heard your voices. Trump is an unethical poopy head and must be stopped. (Sounds of champagne clinks and partying in the background)

    Voters: so… Where are we on doing something?

    Schumer: well, let’s just let him have whatever he wants and see what happens. 🌈🥂