My daughter is 5 now. She’s discovered the joy of telling jokes. Unfortunately, her repertoire is painfully small. I’ve also realised most of my jokes are either not age appropriate or too situational.

What are best/worst kids jokes? Extra points for any that would make her teacher groan. Apparently she LOVES jokes. 😁

  • kubok@fedia.io
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    6 days ago

    One joke that both my kids loved at that age goes as follows:

    There’s this farmer who sits with his dog on a horse-drawn cart. Suddenly, the horse turns its head and says “Beautiful weather, boss!”. Obviously, the farmer is stunned. Then the dog nudges him and says: “Huh that’s funny. That horse just talked.”.

    • cynar@lemmy.worldOP
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      6 days ago

      I’ll definitely be teaching this one to her. Even if only to see how badly she garbles telling it back!