[Breaking news update, published at 5:02 a.m. ET]
Idalia has strengthened into a Category 1 hurricane with winds of 75 mph and is expected to further intensify into a dangerous Category 3 storm before making landfall on Florida’s Gulf Coast on Wednesday, according to the National Hurricane Center.
That “living in paradise” mantra could not be farther from the truth.
Florida is awful and I’m a moron for coming to this idiotic hell hole.
Now there’s a postcard.