• Texas_Hangover@lemy.lol
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    7 days ago

    We have this ridiculous system at my work. Knives are prohibited, but get through all the time, tape measures and water bottles really piss it off though.

    • SiEstUbiEst@lemmy.world
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      7 days ago

      Why are you stabbing each other instead of being productive? Had anyone asked this? Is it the oppressive work environment?

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      7 days ago

      Knives are prohibited

      It’s political correctness gone mad. Who doesn’t want to take a machete to work with them?

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        7 days ago

        “Now you see, my boss allows the knives because he’s not a woke. The reason your office doesn’t want you to have the knives is because the knives give off natural ALPHA digital testosterone signals, especially colloidal silver knives made from gold. These ALPHA signals interrupt the 5G signal in the office chairs at your work. The chairs use the 5G to send wireless vaccines directly into your genitals and that can make you all trans DEI CRTS! This is why my boss, who’s also the local county republican chapter president, has to hand inspect all of our genitals (and out children’s) when we enter or leave the office each day. To make sure that rogue signals didn’t get us. Careful out there snowflake.”