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Derek de Grasse Gordon
Bullshit. Show me his certifications.
If he ain’t consuming at LEAST a gallon of ranch every month, I want his title revoked.
He’s never tasted it. He’s so deep into ranch dressing it’s all theoretical.
Kinda reminds me of a physicist
Neil The Ranch Tyson?
Career goals
He’s not fat enough.
He’s an expert. If he doesn’t LOVE it he doesn’t swallow.
Experts do not just go all day gobbling gallons of ranch dressing. They test, experiment, document. Lots of the expert work doesn’t involve tasting the ranch. But when it does, experts use the spit bucket.
Spittoon.