This gives me an idea for a bit. I get one of those Big Mouth Billy Bass things and Mount it to a hat, paint the fish like the amerikan flag, and program it to sing the national anthem. I go in to various burger amerikan establishments at noon, give some grand o announcement to get everyone’s attention and let it rip. Bonus points if I can program it to say “play ball!” at the end.
All the hot dog neck hogs stand at attention with hand over heart as they honor our country by staring at a flopping rubber fish on my head. I’ll make sure to have bbq sauce and mustard all over my face too.
I’m proud to say I’ve talked with 3 young people who decided not to join up after our conversations. I simply shared with them what life was actually like and that were like “nah fuck that”.
This gives me an idea for a bit. I get one of those Big Mouth Billy Bass things and Mount it to a hat, paint the fish like the amerikan flag, and program it to sing the national anthem. I go in to various burger amerikan establishments at noon, give some grand o announcement to get everyone’s attention and let it rip. Bonus points if I can program it to say “play ball!” at the end. All the hot dog neck hogs stand at attention with hand over heart as they honor our country by staring at a flopping rubber fish on my head. I’ll make sure to have bbq sauce and mustard all over my face too.
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I’m a vet, so I can ham up the bit. Get sloshed on some macro brew light beer and puke after I sit back down.
dont tell people that, some of these kids know 100% they would never join the military if their circumstances were materially different.
I’m proud to say I’ve talked with 3 young people who decided not to join up after our conversations. I simply shared with them what life was actually like and that were like “nah fuck that”.
Baaaaaassseeeddd.
Doing the bears work 🫡
Omg does that tear mean you killed someone in prison?
No I’m a vet lmao
I adored my Big Mouth Billy BassTM
I’d donate mine for the cause but my parents snipped the wires inside after I put them through a month of 🎶 don’t worry ooo ooo be happy 🎶
Bonus points if you activate your nationalist fish hat with a beyblade rip chord.
Zzzzzzzip! That’d be sick.
You have to turn your cap backwards (or a friends since you’ll be in a fish hat) and call on your bit beast’s power as you rip.
It’s very important these steps are followed.