HiddenLayer555@lemmy.ml to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 hours agoIf Jesus can turn water into wine, but wine is still mostly made of water, can Jesus apply his powers recursively and create more and more concentrated wine?message-squaremessage-square30fedilinkarrow-up1183arrow-down110
arrow-up1173arrow-down1message-squareIf Jesus can turn water into wine, but wine is still mostly made of water, can Jesus apply his powers recursively and create more and more concentrated wine?HiddenLayer555@lemmy.ml to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 hours agomessage-square30fedilink
minus-squareA_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up59·6 hours agoWater + Jesus = Wine Wine + Jesus = Brandy Brandy + Jesus = Twice-distilled Brandy? Cooking sherry? Idk
minus-squareBilliam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up28·5 hours agoI choose to believe at this point, Jesus got so drunk he forgot to try it a third time.
minus-squaremetaStatic@kbin.earthlinkfedilinkarrow-up27·5 hours agoIs this really the blood of Christ? Man that guy must have been wasted 24/7
minus-squareacosmichippo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·5 hours agobro do you got any snacks to go with this
minus-squarecybervseas@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·4 hours agoAll I can offer is some fish and bread.
minus-squareKraiden@kbin.earthlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·3 hours agoIt’s all you can eat though, so there’s that
Water + Jesus = Wine
Wine + Jesus = Brandy
Brandy + Jesus = Twice-distilled Brandy? Cooking sherry? Idk
I choose to believe at this point, Jesus got so drunk he forgot to try it a third time.
Is this really the blood of Christ? Man that guy must have been wasted 24/7
bro do you got any snacks to go with this
You can have one tasteless cracker.
All I can offer is some fish and bread.
It’s all you can eat though, so there’s that