When I was in elementary school, one of my classmates went to the hospital because of those things. She was picking them out of her dog’s fur and putting them in a cup.

Unfortunately, her cup of water was right next to it, and she swallowed a bunch of these bastards instead of a nice sip of water.

laughs in giant hogweed

Tribulus terestris, “Amateurs!”

I don’t know this plant, what species is it? Looks like Cyperaceae.

“It’s ‘Sa-TAN,’ actually.”

I will not stand for this anti-sedge propaganda! Cyperaceae Master race!