ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to Political Memes@lemmy.world · 12 hours agoThe earring conspiracy theoryi.ibb.coimagemessage-square19fedilinkarrow-up1542arrow-down17
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minus-squaremanucodelinkfedilinkarrow-up52·12 hours agoDidn’t he get vaccinated against COVID-19? The earrings obviously acted as an amplifier for 5G signals to the mind control microchips in his bloodstream.
minus-squareFester@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21·11 hours agoI don’t know enough about IV-injected 5G-amplified mind-controlling microchips to refute this.
minus-squareIheartcheese@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·10 hours agoGood. Because that would be communism.
Didn’t he get vaccinated against COVID-19?
The earrings obviously acted as an amplifier for 5G signals to the mind control microchips in his bloodstream.
I don’t know enough about IV-injected 5G-amplified mind-controlling microchips to refute this.
I do.
Then do it! Refute my explanation!
no thanks
Good. Because that would be communism.
In that case, now I’m tempted.