seahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialM to Memes@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 month agoIt's always OK to mess with military recruitersmidwest.socialimagemessage-square10fedilinkarrow-up1317arrow-down15
arrow-up1312arrow-down1imageIt's always OK to mess with military recruitersmidwest.socialseahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialM to Memes@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square10fedilink
minus-squareJusticeForPorygon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up90·1 month ago“Why did you join the Army?” “Government didn’t like it when I killed people back home so I let them fly me out here and now I get little prizes for it.”
minus-squareFinal Remix@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up18·1 month agoThese are my awards, Mother. From Army. The seal is for marksmanship, and the gorilla is for sand racing. Now if you’ll excuse me, they’re putting me in something called Hero Squad.
minus-squareRusty@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 month agoDr Fishman said that you’re going to be all right.
minus-squareseahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialOPMlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 month agoI’m surprised you’re all taking this news so well.
“Why did you join the Army?”
“Government didn’t like it when I killed people back home so I let them fly me out here and now I get little prizes for it.”
These are my awards, Mother. From Army. The seal is for marksmanship, and the gorilla is for sand racing. Now if you’ll excuse me, they’re putting me in something called Hero Squad.
Dr Fishman said that you’re going to be all right.
I’m surprised you’re all taking this news so well.
“Ah. nice! Thank you for your service.”