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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago

Anon stays at his girl's place

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Anon stays at his girl's place

sh.itjust.works

🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago
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  • Codex@lemmy.world
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    The “tendies” thing (“nuggies” too) is so cringe to me, even more than Redditors and “le bacon”. It’s so easy to heat up frozen, pre-breaded chicken, and all these greentexts present it as though “being able to cook” (read: can put frozen food in an air fryer) is the pinnacle of love languages.

    Can we make Lemmy lentils a thing or something? We’re already obcessed with beans I guess, feels like we need our own stupid food meme gimmicks to compete.

    • RachelRodent@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      I love lentils 💜💜💜

      • Codex@lemmy.world
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        be you

        wake up

        cast spell

        big bowl of lentils!

        post lentils to lemmy

        joy for all

        • RachelRodent@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          so true

    • Wildly_Utilize
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      lentils are awesome!

    • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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      We love beans? Did I miss the memo?

      I’m down for beans, especially garbanzo beans/chickpeas since it’s easy to make into hummus, which goes with everything.

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    That “kinda” inserted in the middle of “she accepts me” is absolutely devastating

    And that’s his mom

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      The whole thing is cringe

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    His mum is a girl? Is OP a zygote?

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    Also: >took really good care of me when I broke both my hands

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