Venezuelan President Nicolas Maduro has declared that Christmas will come early this year, on October 1, as he seeks to impart some holiday cheer after a disput
Maduro declared, “This year and to honor you all… I am going to decree the beginning of Christmas on October 1.”
C’mon, guys! Maduro totally knows what he’s doing! He even talked to Jesus and Christ is all cool with celebrating his 2024th birthday 3 months early, it’s totally not the dumbest, least effective smokescreen ever in recorded history!
I mean, Jesus wasn’t born on December 25th, that’s just a fact that the holiday was already moved to roughly the date of the winter solstice to usurp and syncretize pagan festivals.
C’mon, guys! Maduro totally knows what he’s doing! He even talked to Jesus and Christ is all cool with celebrating his 2024th birthday 3 months early, it’s totally not the dumbest, least effective smokescreen ever in recorded history!
I mean, Jesus wasn’t born on December 25th, that’s just a fact that the holiday was already moved to roughly the date of the winter solstice to usurp and syncretize pagan festivals.
Real weirdo move regardless.