Final Fantas - people fighting over the last cans of Fanta in the world.
Chrono Tigger - the adventures of Tigger travelling to Christopher Robin’s adulthood.
Secret of Man - NSFW
Husbando had a lot of fun thinking about this:
- Ears of the Kingdom: The adventures of the ENT of Hyrule
- Tar Craft: A citybuilder focused on traffic management
- Ann 1800: Bridgerton - The Game
- Resident Vil: The sims set in Racoon City
- The IMs: The Sims, but text-based
- Okemon: A Jamaican-themed friendship simulator
- Spider Ma: An RPG centered around Miles Morales’ mom
- Itcher 3 Wild Hunt: A popping simulator
- Goof War: Just a boy goofing around
- Oom: Out of mana
These are pure gold.
Slent Hill - game about a quaint village in Scotland
Minecrat - game about aristocrat miners
The Sms - game about texting people
Bishock - game about bi panic (my kind of game lol)
Resident Eil - game about homebody eels who cant spell
Silent ill - have covid without telling anyone
Okémon. Not as good as Pokémon, but it’s fine I guess.
Petty Princess Party - instead of decorating rooms you snark about how gaudy everything is
Untitled Goos Game - What’s that goo? Do you really want to know? Well you’re gonna find out, and several others as well.
Moral Kombat. A game where each player fights against their own vices, competing to build the most virtuous character.
Kant versus Hume, fight!
It’s just like real life except my vices win!
Dadspace - A game of smoking meats and questionable fashion choices
What if I prefer my meats questionable and my fashion choices smoking?
Don’t forget the bad jokes
that’s in the DLC - dad loadable content
I have no Mouth and I must Cream
… I don’t want to talk about it
That made me come up with the friendlier option:
I Have No Moth and I Must ScreamPoor guy just wants a moth.
Oat Simulator: the most intense game about preparing breakfast.
Ant-chamber: cleaning up an ant infestation in non-Euclidean space
Stay: a cat tries to stop its owner from leaving the house
Mincraft: a picture of a single block for minimalism
Shove Knight: a game about a knight that fights by shoving enemies off of cliffs
Udertale: goat mom starts a “business” after her teaching does not pay enough for the bills.
Until DAW: only the power of music can defeat the wendigo
Doki Doki literature cub: same game but all the characters are bears
I think you might have something there with oat simulator and stay!
Stay is like the opposite of Home Alone. The cat sets traps so the owner cannot leave.
Kerbal Pace Program: a game about getting little green aliens to run marathons
Sellaris: a game about being a salesman
Jeb running a marathon would be hilarious.
Metal Ear Solid. A lore heavy game about a man dealing with tinnitus.
Meta Gear Solid – a game about the metal gear series
Metal Gear Sold - merchant game in the style of steampunk Stardew Valley
Meal Gear Solid: Foodtrucks of Liberty
Metal Gar Solid: The adventures of a tanky robotic fish
Mehwarrior - Assume the role of a bored military member standing watch over an empty shed.
Meal Gear. Tactically finding the food machine without being spotted.
Cyberpuk 2077: In a dystopian future where global warming has brought the planet to a boil, desperate hockey players take their game to cyberspace because ice is no longer available.
actually sound like fun
I’m picturing a mix of Tron and Mutant Football League for hockey and the more I think about it, the more I want it.
Ass Effect. The whole plot is Miranda in that white jumpsuit.
