Counterpoint, this is what happens when you throw a jerrycan full of water into a volcano so imagine how cool it would look if you threw something magical in.

Give it to Gale instead!!

#Smeegal was right

Always consult the disenchanting guild for proper magical artifact disposal

Who are those characters?

I always dispose of my cursed and evil magic items that by planting them in the villain’s house then tipping off the city guard that they have it.