Anyone want anything?
Cornetto
Just one? /joke
Giiiiive it toooo meeee 🎶🎶🎶
Nelson, I owe you about 15p!
The contents of the till, please
Some random middle-aisle yarn and a load of knock-off Percy Pigs, please!
I’ll take a pack of the knock off biscoff ice creams while your there.
One of those Alska ciders would be lovely in this weather
Need some more milk, cheers
Grab some of those honey and pepperoni pizzas in the freezer section. Thank me later
I need some ice tea and some cookies
And a €10 pink sweater please
Aldi knock off white monster think its dark thunder, White one only, sugar free you see for me diabeetis
I’ll have a lucky dip from the aisle of treasure please
One pinto bean please
A welding mask and a 12 foot swimming pool, please.
How long you gonna be with my wine!? I’m gaggin’ here.
Cornetto
Grab me some cheese twists if it’s got a bakery.