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    3 months ago

    This, but they can monetise it by having a bidding war and you can skip the line in regard of how much you pay.

    Ahh, the capitalist hellscape is coming along nicely.

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      You can bid on a box that may contain a coveted line skip, or one of over 50,000 emotes and valuable partner discounts.

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        3 months ago

        Look at this employee of the month over here! :D

        It’s also practical bcs we don’t have to code shit since there won’t be any chances of winning.

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      Or buy booster packs in the store to jump up to ten places per purchase! Booster packs now only 799 Youtube Coins, sold in packs of 798 per pack!

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    It’s the e-book library model (in which a library only has X number of copies of a digital e-book, and you have to wait to get them)

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            It’s an outdated business model, but the problem it tries to solve is real. You wouldn’t want the author to be payed for a single copy which the library freely distribute to as many users as it can. And when I say “freely”, I mean it’s free for the library - the readers will pay subscription. And when I say “library”, I don’t mean your local community library - I mean a big company that operates an online library.

            For some reason books are the only media that operates by this model digitally. One would assume it’s because how physical libraries work - but video libraries were a thing, and so were game libraries, and you don’t see online video libraries or game libraries that use this model.

            Maybe it’s because of advertisement? You can easily put ads in books (newspapers always have ads in them), but due to the static nature of books and the complete control the user have on the pace, you can’t force the readers to read your ads.

            At any rate, this is not really scarcity because this model does not actually allow them to inflate the price. The library’s patrons pay a general subscription, so any specific book does not have a price in the library and therefore they can’t raise its price just because the library does not have enough copies of it. And if someone is willing to pay more in order to jump the queue - they can just as easily buy their own digital copy of the book.

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        3 months ago

        Its definitely real for audiobooks. I gave up on one after it said the estimated wait was 17 weeks, and instead sailed the high seas

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    Jokes on you, using NewPipe I can run YouTube in the background for free. I can just set an alarm for in 297 days instead of waiting. Fools

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      Ultra premium only allows you to join the express queue with other ultra premium users.

      To skip the queue you need Diamond premium membership and a small fee of $2.

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      Screenshot fails to show the video attempting to load every 30 seconds. But it then turns out to be an advert.

      Users get the same feeling they get whilst waiting for an agent, and the hold music gets interrupted with “your call is important to us…”

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    To save your time for anyone who had the same brainwave I had: Multiplying the length of the Blank Space video by 95,081 gives you 300 days, 10 hrs, 18 minutes and 33 seconds. So the wait time is close. Maybe they’re counting on 1% of people dying during the wait.

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    Maximum concurrent viewers for a given video could be a way to lower stress on YT servers, requiring less servers thus costing less to maintain, thus less ads/more money for creators, at least in a more rational and less greedy world.

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      If scheduled programming vs on demand was something that channel owners or users could pick for themselves it would be an apocalypse or a new golden age for YouTube.

      Not sure which, but it would sure be different.

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    It would show ads until then, or 5 ads, whatever comes last

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    How about you gotta upload one video to watch one video. If you want to watch a video that has been watched two times you need a video that has been watched two times or a longer by two video that has been watched once, or two equivalent videos watched once time each.