0 squats between them combined over the past 10 years holyyy
The guy in pink looks like he does leg day. He just does it half as often as upper body day.
Only one who found the real problem with these dudes. If you gonna wear a shirt like that you can be that top heavy, and the skinny fit isn’t helping…
The dude on the right, his legs are like boards. He has a bit of a calf bulge, but it’s not even giving my regular bulge any jealous thoughts.
Why does it look like they raided a freshman college dorm laundry and only took out the clothes they could find from target
Might have to climb stairs at some point.
I would wear clothing that tight if I were as fit as these guys, but I wouldn’t then put stuff in my pockets!
(Is this why women carry purses?)
Yes it is.
Someone should tell the little guy that his capris do not make him look taller.
Sort of, the stuffed pockets look weird and lumpy on these guys… but a phone or wallet wouldn’t fit into womens’ pockets at all.
Yeah, if I wasn’t fat, I might consider dressing more similar to this. As things stand, though…
I prefer to be able to move in my clothes.
Found the beta! Alphas never need to move! Just stand with a beer and keep flexing!
Move everywhere by sliding in a T pose!
Forget about climbing, running etc. You can’t even walk straight in these.
Skinny jeans are stretchy though. So stretchy. They can be more comfortable than looser non-stretch jeans, and not get the baggy knees and butt when you sit down then stand up. Have you never seen a women’s sportswear ad with denim clad women doing yoga on a mountain? Stretch jeans are just yoga pants, I thought that was common knowledge and hope I am not revealing some secret of womanhood.
Nah everyone needs to know this. stretchy skinny jeans are the only type i can wear. Or at least the only ones that come close to having the right length to waist ratio.
Here’s some forbidden knowledge: there are stretchy non-skinny jeans that are the superior choice for both fashion and comfort.
Hopefully big skinny jean, doesn’t tiny me down for this.
"Oh god, someone stole our clothes and all I could find was those undersized teenager garments. What shall we do?
Never mind, pass them over."
Now? About 200 pounds.
When I was younger? A preference for being able to work and move in my clothes. Also, not caring about fashion, just about feeling good with my clothes.
Skinny pants in 2024 are certainly a look.
I mean… There’s skinny pants… And then there is this second skin shit 😂
Good taste and an eye for proportion?
That guy on the right is cracking me up. That shirt…
No way. Top button kid has stolen the show.
He looks like a chihuahua that the wicked witch turned into a human.
Great Value French Tuck
he’s the intellectual of the group.
Daddy didn’t leave me a trust fund, so I have to work, not work out.
The tight pants look ridiculous enough, but did they all also go to the same shitty tattoo artist for those sleeves?
Peewee should try unbuttoning that top button - maybe his face wouldn’t be so red if he could breathe!
A scrotum.
And a place to keep my plumbus.
Well, I’d definitely need at least, like, 47 more tattoos first.
