• SkyezOpen@lemmy.world
    3·
    2 months ago

    Tight fitting undershirts should keep them in check. Block of foam, cut a hole down the spine for chairs.

    • SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.comOPM
      31·
      2 months ago

      Are you shaving your back balls or not? This seems like an important question.

      Also are you a back sleeper or a side sleeper. If you’re a back sleeper there’s issue again

      • SkyezOpen@lemmy.world
        2·
        2 months ago

        Think I’d opt for laser hair removal. Much easier.

        Back sleeper, but I’d just get a California king cuddle mattress and turn it sideways.

      • Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world
        2·
        2 months ago

        Woah. There was no mention of testicles above. That’s a game changer.

        Is there a set for each penis? Or one sack to rule them all?

        The only thing worse than itchy balls, are itchy balls in the spot you just can’t reach.