Funniest? Taylor Swift. make her subsequent album all in Maoist Standard English
But you pretty much have to actually use it on Putin right
That’s a perfect answer, really. Doing it on anyone currently in power in the US would just toss aside their power, that’s not how the US can be used. Swift would be hilarious.
I feel like Putin would definitely get couped by capital if he woke up and started nationalizing everything
His party really only has himself as the head, the Communist Party is the second most popular (even if it’s less radical than the name would have you believe). A joint Communist-beamed Putin and Communist Party alliance would definitely be pushed back against by the domestic bourgeoisie, but the basis for Soviet nostalgia is strong enough in the public.
Medvedev is the de jure head of United Russia right now. I could easily see capital killing Putin and replacing him with Medvedev in that situation. He’s not popular but he doesn’t need to be in a dictatorship of the bourgeoisie. Plus he’s easily bought which is nice.
it’s OK I’ll set the ray to Xi Jinping Thought
Line up the leaders of Russia and India and hope this gun has enough overpenetration
Making the copypasta real
Seeing libs go full McCarthy as comrade trump outlaws landlords
What does the brain laser do?
Whatever is funniest
I’d need two friends, but the Walton family. Walmart is the largest employer in the US and the Walton’s have a 50% share so they could distribute the shares to the employees who would not only get the value of their labor but also block any decisions against their interests.
This look like a Fallout76 weapon.
That is very beautiful
Fire it at Biden just to hear it say “brain is too damaged.”
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