(Do not say “Why do you have to kill the kitty cats, though?”, Erika. You’ve heard the legends about the Great Outdoor Cat Struggle Session. You do not want to re-ignite that war. You know purrfectly well why they have to kill the kitty cats.)
“Yeah but why do you have to kill the kitty cats, though?”
I’ll never be a bureaucrat. I’m too busying building Cybersyn 2: Socialist Boogaloo
You will be in charge of exterminating the outdoor cats
(Do not say “Why do you have to kill the kitty cats, though?”, Erika. You’ve heard the legends about the Great Outdoor Cat Struggle Session. You do not want to re-ignite that war. You know purrfectly well why they have to kill the kitty cats.)
“Yeah but why do you have to kill the kitty cats, though?”
(God… dammit!!)