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CDommunist [they/them, comrade/them]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 5 months ago

I've gotta tell the guys at work about this

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I've gotta tell the guys at work about this

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CDommunist [they/them, comrade/them]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 5 months ago
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  • CloutAtlas [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    Types of wife guys, in decreasing order of yikes:

    • Misogynists with a trophy wife that don’t see their wives as human beings

    • My friend that started dating a “Rhodesian” and started gradually sliding right (and people of this archetype)

    • Whatever the fuck this comic is

    • A regular person who is in love but is mildly annoying about it

    • Tom Bombadil

    • CDommunist [they/them, comrade/them]@hexbear.netOP
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      Imagine how the guys will react when they see I’m married to freaking Betty Boop!

      • Findom_DeLuise [she/her, they/them]@hexbear.net
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        Imagine how the guys will react when I HEY-DILLY-DILLO!!!

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  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
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