There’s gotta be at least a cook between farm and table
What about salad? Checkmate, tankie.
Salad does not grow on its own. Somebody’s gotta make it.
It’s a farmer! The farmer makes the lettuce! That’s the farm!
going to my new favorite farm-to-table restaurant, where they serve window boxes of salad plants, and you pick your own leaves
it’s Bring Your Own Dressing, of course, since dressing bottles are hard to grow
These tankie takes are why I left the left.
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Imagine putting a whole farm on a table where are you gonna find a table big enough
Its just a really small farm on a really big table.
“Farm-Diorama-To-Table”
Ya Eva had ham strait of da pig?
no, no, at a restaurant, you feed the animals, not yourself, of course the bunny is still alive when they raise the cloche
What the fuck does farm to table even mean? All food comes from a farm, dumbass
Turns out, salad comes from the balls.
Clearly you don’t know the joy of crunching into a freshly laid egg
A health inspector would be nice as well
Me at a dining room table with a plate full of raw wheat
