oh no i’m not falling for that one again, if you want me to change into a cute maid outfit before sitting on the couch you’re going to have to ask nicely
Weird to just be assuming that people are white lmao
but anyway if im alone on that one, maybe I shouldn’t be. So be honest, when was the last time you washed your couch cushions and pillow cases? Grimy mf 💀
You’re NOT alone and that’s not a white people thing, friend. Absolutely NO outside pants in my bed. Shirts are okay as long as they’re not grody, but pants are right out.
imagine having a bedroom couch, mind blown (okay not exactly, but I’m pretty sure even my wealthiest friends/family don’t have a whole couch in their bedrooms, maybe a chair or bench…)
my dumb ass would probably sleep on it every night. I don’t know what it is, I don’t sleep well on couches, but it is 10x easier to fall asleep on them
My partner and I aren’t super rich or anything, but having a bedroom couch is dope
They ARE very easy to fall asleep on… but once we got a like 3” memory foam mattress topper, BED is horrifyingly sleepable. If you don’t have one, springing for one of those is the best decision I’ve ever made for sleep. …except in the mornings, when getting out of the most comfy thing ever is a NIGHTMARE
Shoes in the house is so fucking nasty actually. And outside clothes on the couch/bed
oh no i’m not falling for that one again, if you want me to change into a cute maid outfit before sitting on the couch you’re going to have to ask nicely
putting sheets and towels on the furniture when my filthy fucking friends visit and refuse to don a clean suit
When was the last time you washed your couch cushions?
Also
NOOOOOOO YOURE NOT MY FRIEND IF YOU DONT LET ME PUT MY SWEATY HOT BODY AND CLOTHES ALL OVER YOUR EXTREMELY DIFFUCILT TO WASH UPHOLSTERY
you’re alone on this one whiteboy
Weird to just be assuming that people are white lmao
but anyway if im alone on that one, maybe I shouldn’t be. So be honest, when was the last time you washed your couch cushions and pillow cases? Grimy mf 💀
we use sheets on top of them for that reason, which we wash every month or so
no thanks, I’d rather stand anyway
I don’t sit on my couch when I’m sweaty
Where? I want to live in a place that does not result in the human body sweating
You’re NOT alone and that’s not a white people thing, friend. Absolutely NO outside pants in my bed. Shirts are okay as long as they’re not grody, but pants are right out.
bed is different from couch tho
Touché. Living room couch = OK for outside pants.
Bedroom couch = no outside pants
imagine having a bedroom couch, mind blown (okay not exactly, but I’m pretty sure even my wealthiest friends/family don’t have a whole couch in their bedrooms, maybe a chair or bench…)
my dumb ass would probably sleep on it every night. I don’t know what it is, I don’t sleep well on couches, but it is 10x easier to fall asleep on them
My partner and I aren’t super rich or anything, but having a bedroom couch is dope
They ARE very easy to fall asleep on… but once we got a like 3” memory foam mattress topper, BED is horrifyingly sleepable. If you don’t have one, springing for one of those is the best decision I’ve ever made for sleep. …except in the mornings, when getting out of the most comfy thing ever is a NIGHTMARE
I agree about outside clothes on, or especially IN, the bed. WOW. That is just so nasty.