With beanis I get a 50% discount.

When I was adrift in a sea of untime, thinking of beanis kept me sane.

I am no longer being haunted by the ghost of Ted Raimi.

Beanis helps me avoid awkward water cooler conversations.

I am an avid fan of Dr. Robotnik’s Meanis Beanis Machinis.

1. He died for our sins
2. He loves us despite us falling short of the glory of beanis
3. He taught us how to love one another
4. We eat his flesh and drink his blood and it gives us eternal life
5. He is with us

• Beanis

• beanis

• baenis

• bemis

• beenis

i am love beanis cause it they the funny

Buy beanis

Eat beanis

Adore beanis

Nurture beanis

Internalize beanis

Surrender to beanis

the BEANIS system

1. b
2. e
3. a
4. n
5. i
6. s

1. They’re yummy
2. They’re tasty
3. They’re delicious
4. They’re yummo
5. They’re I like eating them

• Peanuts
• Soya
• Chickpea
• Broad
• Navy

Impressive. Hexbear has a 1990s hacker movie style firewall where you have to enter the computer and play a shitty computer game where if you die in the game you die in real life. Hacking through it requires not just computer smarts, but also a deep knowledge of Bushido. You have passed the first test for joining my rogue CIA division. The next step will be a word association game themed around ancient Greek mythology for some reason. Be prepared.

Ok, wiseowl, I’ll give you 5 good reasons:

1. benis
2. cupcake
3. big boob son big boob
4. uhh the balls??
5. peanus horts good

As a red-beanis American it is my God-Given, Patriotic duty to love beanis. That is all the reason I need.

It’s true

https://hexbear.net/post/1631219

Beanis loved us all first. I just loved Beanis back.