I stock fish in lakes for the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service, which does makes me a Federal Employee. Sorry for deceiving you for so many years.
So um…
…do you work closely with fish nurseries?
Oh, you betcha, the rainfall in June was pretty heavy, so there is quite a few mosquitos to feed the bluegills, donchaknow.
You wouldn’t happen to know any fish nurseries in need of mealworms, would you?
Unfortunately, Northrup Grummon won a national contract to feed all fish nurseries with leftover flesh from live testing of weapons. We can’t stop the bluegills from eating wild mosquitos though.
Huh, I always thought you were Ed from division 5. They keep things so tight lipped around here it’s always hard to tell. Our weekly entrapment quota has turned into drinks at the bar with coworkers so frequently they revoked our slush fund and we have to bring six packs.
As a fish expert how can one improve their local cricks and creeks?
Well, one would want to put up some sand bags to catch agricultural runoff. But lampreys are a nuisance in cricks and rivers that drain into the Great Lakes.
Missing the connection between lampreys and sandbags, but fuck farmers. They poison all sorts of waterways, get you on that.
They were separate, but both issues with cricks and creeks.
Oh, that makes a lot of sense. Thanks!
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