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badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 6 months ago

folks, we all know why girls go to college, right? they wanna get more knowledge. if that's the case, why do boys go to jupiter?

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folks, we all know why girls go to college, right? they wanna get more knowledge. if that's the case, why do boys go to jupiter?

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badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 6 months ago

i am only asking people with a serious interest in astrology.

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they go to jupiter so that the greater gravitional field will lengthen their dicks, its like jelqing but more extreme

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