Since you gotta bomb places to do freedom and all, how do the freedoms stay so free in burger land? Are there secret bombs being dropped on us?
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Edit 2: guys, I don’t wanna know anymore of where our freedoms come from. 
Since you gotta bomb places to do freedom and all, how do the freedoms stay so free in burger land? Are there secret bombs being dropped on us?
Edit:
Edit 2: guys, I don’t wanna know anymore of where our freedoms come from.
We dropped nukes on populated areas but we didn’t detonate them. Our lawyers got us the freedom by arguing on that technicality.
Except for the city of Oakman, New Jersey. They set it off on accident there. You can’t find any record of it existing because they scrubbed any mention of it to cover it up