No excuses anymore
I woke up this morning with a bad hangover, and my penis was missing again
This happens all the time.
In my head this song is about a trans man and his packer and I will not be dissuaded from this view. The lyrics just fit kind of perfectly.
Did you check the medicine cabinet?
“oh no i left my penis in my other pants”
- things said by the utterly based
Can it double as a reusable straw? This would solve the paper straw problem and I could make "cock"tails.
Detachable beanises.
🎵detachable beanis🎵
Is throwing your cock at fascists praxis?
Honestly depends on the circumstances
Only if they get aroused and change their ways as a result.
Or they get aroused and just become a clone of this horrible, depraved man:
It’s called a strap on
meanwhile in the trans mega turns out they’re already a thing (not a shitpost someone was just talking about prosthetics)
I haven’t seen mine since 2014, so if a socialist finds it, they have my permission to keep it for scientific purposes.
Penis lightbulb
being able to hot swap would be amazing
My partner stole my dick when I was sleeping, because of our argument on Marxist economics last night! Utterly deplorable and unserious of her!
Dildont