We’re about to show you why america doesn’t have free healthcare!
[bridge implodes]
Oh, so it’s basically on par with the rest of our infrastructure
lmao america literally can’t build anything that doesn’t fall apart
making a new MIA-POW flag for our brave serviceman probably still clinging to the busted up plastic pontoons that once made up this mighty pier
it was engineered for the ages (provided the ages never produce a light breeze)
Like a brave polar bear drifting off into the arctic sea after the ice shelf they were hunting on calved off.
MIC
ACME
that guy just rocking back and forth on the derelict pier, doing something
america’s finest troops folks
highest quality anglo infrastructure
Four boats decided they didn’t want to be a pier no more.
To Sea! To Sea!Where we were meant to be free!From the River to the Sea,
These Four Boats Just Want to be Free!
Listen, fat. I built this pier up from nothing. When I started here, all there was was a sand beach. Other countries said I was daft to build a pier on a sand beach in a contested territory, but I built it all the same, just to show 'em. It broke loose and floated off. So, I built a second one. That sank into the ocean. So, I built a third one. That was hit by rockets, broke loose, sank and capsized, but the fourth one… stayed up! And that’s what you’re gonna get, Jack: the strongest pier in these waters.
I don’t want a pier! I just want to sing!