Hollywood would never make Dude, where’s my car.

Because of woke

hexedbear will say that movie sucked and was bad, because they hate men.

When a girl buys a vibrator, its seen as a bit of naughty fun

BUT when a guy orders a 240 Volt FuckMaster Pro 5000 RealGirl doll with 10-speed pulsating vagina, elasticized anus, self-cleaning semen collection tray, and optional built-in orgasm simulation via surround sound feedback, hes called a pervert?

Women can make out and touch each other and they would still be considered completely 100% straight and just playing around, but if I grab my bro’s nuts and give him a kiss, suddenly I’m gay

Ummm Magic Mike was for me actually

Men already do have a movie like that. It’s called “Lords of the Lockerroom” and it has a 9.4/10 rating on IMDB. This user review snippet describes it perfectly:

“Lords of the Lockerroom” is not merely a film; it is a transcendent journey into the very heart of the human experience. Its narrative complexity, visual poetry, and philosophical depth demand intellectual engagement, offering a cinematic experience that lingers in the mind long after the credits roll. In a landscape oversaturated with mediocrity, this magnum opus stands as a testament to the transformative power of cinema, inviting viewers to question, reflect, and ultimately transcend the confines of the ordinary.

Magic Mike 1 is just Coyote Ugly, but without the chill dude from Rosanne.