• GreatAlbatross@feddit.ukM
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    6 months ago

    If they leave the country, we can assign a man with a portable bucket of sewage.
    We will have no issues finding such a man: Most of Thames Water’s customers would pay for the privilege.

    • Zip2@feddit.uk
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      6 months ago

      As one of those people, I’m very happy to volunteer. Or maybe we make it compulsory like jury duty.

      • SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml
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        6 months ago

        I currently live in Scotland, but I could do with a vacation to follow a rich cunt round with a bucket of sewage